Words not said and yet you know. No commitment but yet you are dedicated. No promises made but you have their word. No titles but you know they are yours.
In a world where things seem so official, the things that aren’t are sometimes the things that are. We avoid such matters because of…
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways chocolate in one hand martini in the other, body thoroughly used up worn out and screaming WOO HOO what a ride!
I believe this
Dee Dee Dollface
Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone
it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort
REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING
WHAT THE EGFUTCKT
IT’S LIKE OPENING UP THE GATES OF HELL
i told you there was a monster in my phone….
brb microwaving my cell phone.
It’s like it’s trying to say something
it looks like a Leviathan. Dick Roman was in your phone.
does anybody else see the creepy penis
it looks like the fucking Deadhand from Ocarina of Time omfg
this is far too mesmerizing not to reblog
everything changed when the water nation attacked
I feel as though everyone should be aware of this limos exsistance.