Words not said and yet you know. No commitment but yet you are dedicated. No promises made but you have their word. No titles but you know they are yours.

In a world where things seem so official, the things that aren’t are sometimes the things that are. We avoid such matters because of…

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways chocolate in one hand martini in the other, body thoroughly used up worn out and screaming WOO HOO what a ride!

I believe this

ohmygodbeautifulbitches:

Dee Dee Dollface

fosterthepeoplejunkster:

zeldadweeb:

mattg124:

jacks-puppet:

sweettoothcandypuns:

sexuelle-frustration:

ask-shy-ler-leia-and-lian:

Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone

it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort

HOLY SHIT

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING

WHAT THE EGFUTCKT

IT’S LIKE OPENING UP THE GATES OF HELL

i told you there was a monster in my phone….

brb microwaving my cell phone.

It’s like it’s trying to say something

it looks like a Leviathan. Dick Roman was in your phone.

does anybody else see the creepy penis

it looks like the fucking Deadhand from Ocarina of Time omfg

suspenced:

this is far too mesmerizing not to reblog

everything changed when the water nation attacked

Plot twist.

mike-dgaf:

I feel as though everyone should be aware of this limos exsistance.

zaxxy:

women—lover:

The blonde on the floor turns me on so hard !!!